Getting my head cracked open at playschool when I was three. I was on a pirate swing and I fell under it and it sliced into my head. I had 24 stitches. If I ever shaved my head, I’d have a massive scar there.

matt smith 

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I got the John Green book set for my birthday weeeeeeee!

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

ameliaoswalds:

MATT SMITH GOT A FUCKING HAIR CUT FOR HIS NEW MOVIE ‘HOW TO CATCH A MONSTER’ AND

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wHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

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jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

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moriarty-assbutt:

imamultifandommess:

levicastiel:

NO 

FUCK YOU MOFFAT

YOU AND YOUR EGO HAVE GONE TOO FAR

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE. OR UNCONFIRMED. SOMETHING. 

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communitythings:

yaypawnee:

I have endless amounts of love for Jim Rash

communitythings:

yaypawnee:

I have endless amounts of love for Jim Rash

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derpalicious:

greenmariosmansion:

alakazams really are so smart

look at this guy

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he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this

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Foresight finally worked.

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Oh My God…

mrsmarymorstan:

trillsabells:

waitingforatimemachine:

SO DID ANYBODY KNOW THAT THIS GUY, HARRY MELLING

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AKA DUDLEY DURSLEY

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WAS RELATED TO PATRICK TROUGHTON (HIS GRANDFATHER), AKA THE SECOND DOCTOR?!

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WHICH MEANS DUDLEY WASN’T A MUGGLE, HE WAS A FREAKIN’ TIMELORD. 

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Also the actor who plays Dean Thomas is the son of one of the original companions.

Welcome to Britain. We have always had ten actors, we just breed them to get the next lot.

See Benedict Cumberbatch. 

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